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I picked up a job today working as a breakfast cook, I start Wednesday, so kick ass on that.
I got another job doing yardwork for a lady who is in my mom's ballet class, who happens to be a total Milf its weird but the extra cash will be nice.
Some things I've been thinking about:
Deep thought- This weekend I was clearing wilderness back behind my house, attacking it with weedwhackers and chain saws. This conquering of the wilderness gave an ultimate feeling of masculinity. So I pondered the idea that manliness is derived from the domination of the untamed.
cheap thought- Do dogs get offended by the farts of other dogs like human do?
I got another job doing yardwork for a lady who is in my mom's ballet class, who happens to be a total Milf its weird but the extra cash will be nice.
Some things I've been thinking about:
Deep thought- This weekend I was clearing wilderness back behind my house, attacking it with weedwhackers and chain saws. This conquering of the wilderness gave an ultimate feeling of masculinity. So I pondered the idea that manliness is derived from the domination of the untamed.
cheap thought- Do dogs get offended by the farts of other dogs like human do?
posted by matty at 5:07 PM
4 Comments:
If you think conquering the wilderness is manly, you should try conquering that MILF. It will truly open your eyes to a new world, my friend.
Sincerely,
The MILF Hunter
Fuck Harlito!!! You beat me to what I needed to say. I guess you truly are the MILFHunter! Oh well, Matty...
FUCK HER FOR MEEEEEE!!! FOR MEEE!!!
Given that dogs eat their own shit (and sometimes someone elses), my guess is that they don't get offended. But hey, I guess until I finish my shapeshifting machine to test this out, we will never know.
I think you should conquer said wilderness wearing only a coonskin cap and a loin cloth
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