why people should respond to my IMs

styles2442 (7:27:47 PM): hey
styles2442 (7:27:52 PM): you still going?
styles2442 (7:28:28 PM): there was this one time
styles2442 (7:28:39 PM): when I was walking outside
styles2442 (7:28:51 PM): not here outside but outside like beach outside
styles2442 (7:29:09 PM): and I thought I saw a cheerio
styles2442 (7:29:26 PM): and I thought what purpose does a cheerio have in nature
styles2442 (7:29:42 PM): so I examined further
styles2442 (7:30:10 PM): as I leaned in I noticed it wasn't a cheerio
styles2442 (7:30:14 PM): so I dusted it off
styles2442 (7:30:31 PM): with each brush it grew in diameter
styles2442 (7:30:52 PM): fruit loop size
styles2442 (7:30:55 PM): donut size
styles2442 (7:31:10 PM): frisbee size
styles2442 (7:31:23 PM): kiddie pool size
styles2442 (7:31:34 PM): until it enveloped the whole beach
styles2442 (7:32:09 PM): at this point I thought this is too big to figure out what it is so I peed in the middle and went home
styles2442 (7:32:22 PM): respond mother fucker
“WicketSteve” has stopped using the computer at 7:33:22 PM, and is now considered idle.
styles2442 (7:33:56 PM): fine then I am going downstairs to eat call me I decided I want to go
styles2442 (7:58:18 PM): screw you you dirty dirty hippie
styles2442 (7:59:34 PM): I hope one night you drool so much that you fill up your room and you drown in your own saliva
styles2442 (8:00:15 PM): ok fine I'm calling you