Thursday, October 27, 2005

blog a beer pt. II

When all else fails-----

if you are a long time reader of this blog you remember back in the day where Kyle what's his face and I participated in an epic event in which we made posts for every beer we drink well again we attempt this massive feet on a Thursday in a semi abandoned house on in Tacoma, WA, may it entertain and astound. A quick refresher on the rules after every beer both Kyle (check side links) and I will update a post may the the last man standing fall into couches or beds with the best style.

in the form of a question---

Alex trebec is way cooler then pat sajac. discuss. my posts may end up on the drker side due to the fact I am sitting in a darkened room cause as far as I can figure the light doesn't work. I'd like to preemptively thank drew for lending me use of his computer even though he doesn't know I'm using it and I never asked, so to you Drew I salute your shorts, or something like that. Now back to prime time gameshow test of knowledge.


into the great wide open---

the end of jeopardy has dawned a new era in my life I look to the future with dismay and excitement. Here's a thought I heard at a lecture today that I thought was relatively interesteing while we have a seperation of church and state there isn't a seperation of politics and religon. pretty heavy shit, eh? now I am torn here I noticed I have already recieved two comments, to look or not to look that is the question, fuck that wishy washy hamlet and his suicidal rants. Damn I'm glad he got the poison. not really it's too early to cast judgements, I mean look at me I'm writing a blog about a writer who has been dead for, well at least longer then I've been alive, so throw your stones level the playing field and make damn sure you wear a cup, cause the next hit might be your last.

left left left right left----

grammer and I have never seemed to get along I hate capitalization, I hate run ons and I absolutly hate the structure of it all. My favorite form of writing is just free form your mind works your fingers write. Which, I guess is semi odd cause I didn't really like James Joyces portrait of an artist. ahhh light, drew came back, and immediatly annonced his hatred of Kyle I second it I mean that guy, head shake head shake. he who can amuse himself, will never cease to be amused.

when you lift you head you're no yeast you're no bread----

I'm hitting the mind blank, the titanic hit the iceberg and it sank, pirates could force you to walk the plank but I'm only going to force you to wait. Kyle has to play in some stupid ass bowling league so I by obligation to the blog must follow along. in this follow I may drink more than one beer before I can get back to me adoring (in my head don't disillusion me) public. but enough of incompetancies, how are you, I have to say you are looking reverberant tonight. The kind of nioght where we could fall into each others arms and lose hours in the madness. or maybe it's me and all the hallucinagenics that have been swimming in my system for the last 87 days, but ..... I love you and all you could be. Hey remember those pens that smelled and by smelled I mean had an aroma that was plesant well you are the grape of my readers, so fuck off I'm going to drink more.

well then shit happened-----

I hate things not just you even though you are involved in things and if people addendem my shit I will slaughter mare then I know. Families keep going on blogs keep going on and on till I fall to the masses. maybe I'll fall to something. like well shit I'm not that cool. I am just me and bowling is too cool for the others. wrecked cause all I did was drink. when I wake up tomorrow I'll kill drew, take his jugular and make sure it bleeds till he goes delusional then I'll call an ambnulance then I'll keep kicking him till I get a domestic abuse charge. but other than that I'll see where I end up. Seth is over rated in life so I leave you with this wisdom it is better to play than watch. rock on and wait for the end.

so it is so it will be---

Kyle passed out I have no more reason to be up and I can't decide what to do so this may be the last entry for tonight but for the record kyle snuck to the back room with seth and came out with a white stain on his lips. it could have been the bottle of white out he drank but I'll leave that up to the audience to decide. sleep well.

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Blogger Drew G said...

Aren't you the popular one? 4 random anonymous links!
And you're gonna kill me by taking my jugular? Should I call the Waaambulance? Or, maybe the amnabulance as you mention?

And re: your mention of those smelly markers, I'm fucking sick of people picking on grape. It's the fucking best flavor popsicle/otterpop/cough syrup out there. I'm going to write a blog about it sometime, i think.

I can hear a collective rumbling in America.

12:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you lead a strange life.

i like the possible back room bj, though. w00t.

-stephen

6:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you're a moron. purple is the best flavor ever. period.

also, at least this isn't germany. german nouns are some cocky-ass motherfuckers.

7:59 PM  
Blogger Drew G said...

update, eh?

8:58 PM  
Blogger Rog said...

yousa crazy Matthias James.

1:56 AM  

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