It doesn't hurt to be taught karate by Chuck Norris

The man

ahh i missed it!!

my first post was January 5th of last year but I 've spent the last few days working 11 hour shifts due to a co worker being sick, but hey money is money. so any way my blog is a year and two days old I'd like to say it has influenced my life in ways that are enough to bring a tear to my eye instead it encouraged me to be drunker to have better stories to tell or force other to look in on my random thoughts but oh well I enjoy it and maybe you do too.

enough sentimental shit I'm gonna put on a top hat and make fun of my sister's new boy toy.