10 Reasons matty should never have hard liquor

1) Blackouts that result in girls crying

2) Blackouts that result in search parties to find matty

3) Blackouts that result in matty drinking more liquor

4) Blackouts that result in matty getting with ugly chicks

5) Blackouts that result in matty taking on wagers that he could not succeed at

6) Blackouts that result in matty's pockets filled with things that weren't originally his

7) Blackouts that result in alienating friends, relatives, and/or current girlfriends

8) Blackouts that result in being too honest or too much lying

9) Blackouts that result in waking up in the clothes from the night before with a headache and a "Oh shit what happened"

10) Blackouts.