girls be crazy
"IT is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife."
That's the first line from a book I had the dislpeasure of reading. A book so horrid that I hated it from that exact line. which I will reiterate was the fist line, the farther I go in life though I realize that women do think like that. The other day at the bar a couple of girls who are about 5 years older than me, I was doing my flirty bartender thing. and within a beer I overhear one of them say to the other "he's cute who do we know who is his age we can hook him up with." Without even a thought as to what I would want, no what's your type or anything just assuming I would go along. Later she at least asked the question if i had a girlfriend. On the brightside I did turn them into Tuesday Wednesday night regulars, so guarenteed tips are nice.
Well it's dinner time so my rant must be ceased hope things are good with everyone.
That's the first line from a book I had the dislpeasure of reading. A book so horrid that I hated it from that exact line. which I will reiterate was the fist line, the farther I go in life though I realize that women do think like that. The other day at the bar a couple of girls who are about 5 years older than me, I was doing my flirty bartender thing. and within a beer I overhear one of them say to the other "he's cute who do we know who is his age we can hook him up with." Without even a thought as to what I would want, no what's your type or anything just assuming I would go along. Later she at least asked the question if i had a girlfriend. On the brightside I did turn them into Tuesday Wednesday night regulars, so guarenteed tips are nice.
Well it's dinner time so my rant must be ceased hope things are good with everyone.
posted by matty at 5:57 PM
3 Comments:
I think you should tell them your new drinking game...only tell them the rules are 8-10 women under a table, 1 Matt Johnson, and you have to pick who gives the best blowjob. The winner gets a free drink!
Try that on for size.
damn I bow to your superior intellect, wish i'd thought of that
It's OK, I know in time you would of!!! I love ya buddy, keep havin' fun!!!
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