"We're Johnson's"

Just a quick update post I got back from Alaska, Alaska is a kick ass state and given the chance I'd totally live there. We also went to Victoria where I swear one in ten people is a hot girl, it also has a pretty damn good bar scene. As soon as I gather up my thoughts and stories and decide which ones are worthy of posting and which ones should be left to memory and not to searchable internet. Until then one quick story and a joke my grandpa told me.

So, my cousin and I were hanging out in the cruise ship night club, and we both were sort of gazing at our own reflections in the mirror. The girls we were hanging out with got fed up with it after a few seconds and said "Get over yourselves." And being related and a tad drunk we turned and faced each other and practicly simultanously exclaimed "We're Johnson's". And became vidicated.

Q: Why shouldn't you have a two story whore house?

A: Too much fucking overhead!